In affirming summary judgment for the defense in an employment case, the Fifth Circuit reminded: “Although we appreciate and encourage vigorous representation by counsel, we will not tolerate representation that is ‘zealous’ to the point of false or misleading statements. A footnote to that reminder noted: “‘zealous’ is derived from ‘Zealots,’ the sect that, when besieged by the Roman Legions at Masada, took the extreme action of slaying their own families and then committing suicide rather than surrendering or fighting a losing battle.” Branch v. Cemex, Inc., No. 12-20472 (March 26, 2013, unpublished).