Tow Below?

A federal statute regulates towing vessels, defined as “a commercial vessel engaged in or intending to engage in the service of pulling, pushing, or hauling along side, or any combination of pulling, pushing, or hauling along side.” Shell Offshore v. Tesla Offshore LLC presented the novel question of whether pulling a “towfish” underwater, as part of an archaeological project, fell within this statute (after an unfortunate encounter not with undersea history, but with a Shell offshore drilling rig). The Fifth Circuit found the statute applicable, concluding that the statute’s language did not require the exclusion of academically-oriented activity, that the statute would not reach ordinary fishing activity because the was not “the service” of such vessels, and that applying the statute here would not produce an absurd result. No. 16-30528 (Oct. 5, 2018). (This analysis would correctly exclude a Hummer carrying  a TOW missile (above), although that could be called “tow-ing”).