Step Right Up! Try Your Hand at Reading This Law!

Nonami Palomares received a 120-month, mandatory-minimum sentence for smuggling heroin. She sought a lower sentence under 18 U.S.C. § 3553(f), which allows a drug offender with a sufficiently minor criminal history to receive relief from a mandatory minimums if certain criteria are satisfied.

So far, simple enough. That statute, however, is extremely difficult to read. It has produced a circuit split, as well as three separate opinions from the panel members in United States v. Palomares, No. 21-40247 (Nov. 2, 2022).

Try your hand, if you dare, at reading the below law, and then compare your conclusion to the panel members’. To obtain sentencing relief, did Palomares have to negate all three matters in (A)-(C), or only one of them?