As Dickens famously wrote in Bleak House: “Jarndyce and Jarndyce drones on. This scarecrow of a suit has, in course of time, become so complicated that no man alive knows what it means. … Innumerable children have been born into the cause; innumerable young people have married into it; innumerable old people have died out of it.”

So to, the affirmative-action litigation about admissions policy at the University of Texas at Austin, where the Fifth Circuit held, inter alia, that an organization called “Students for Fair Admissions” was not barred by claim preclusion from bringing suit when (1) its principals were involved in earlier litigation, but did not control the new entity and had sued before in different capacities, and (2) the facts about UT’s policies and the makeup of its student body had materially changed since the earlier litigation. Students for Fair Admission, Inc. v. Univ. of Tex. at Austin, No. 21-50715 (June 20, 2022).

Have the pre-Roe statutes (right) come back to life by operation of law? I give a high-level summary here.

Robinson v. Ardoin addressed whether to stay a preliminary injunction in a highly technical Voting Rights Act case about Louisiana’s congressional districts. The Court’s analysis of timeliness is of general interest in preliminary injunction practice involving similar situations (a board election or vote, etc.), even though some of the policy interests involved are unique to elections for public office. The key facts were:

• The primary election at issue was five months away; the deadline for a candidate to qualify for that election by paying a fee was approximately a month away, which was the path chosen by most candidates;
• While “multiple mailings could confuse some voters,” there was “[m]ore than enough time … for the state to assuage any uncertainty,” especially when no one had yet cast a ballot; and
• While “administrative burdens” related to equipment maintenance and voter-roll review were legitimate concerns, evidence showed that the state had significant administrative experience in adjusting to changes in the time, place, and manner of elections.

No. 22-30333 (June 12, 2022).

The Fifth Circuit reversed the denial of a motion to remand when:

1. The defendant’s claimed amount in controversy did not tie to the plaintiff’s specific claim. “Deutsche Bank failed to establish by a preponderance of the evidence that the amount in controversy was over $75,000. Deutsche Bank submitted evidence of the Property’s value [$427,662], which obviously exceeded the jurisdictional threshold. But Deutsche Bank failed to show that the automatic stay at issue here put the house’s value in controversy.”
2. The plaintiff stipulated it sought no more than $74,500. Citing a statement in the plaintiff’s pleading and an near-identical one in a later declaration, the Court said: “The best reading of these two statements is that Durbois is seeking–and will accept–no more than $74,500.” It continued: “Deutsche Bank claims these statements are insufficient. We don’t see why. Durbois used two forms of the word ‘stipulation’ and even bolded it once. A reasonable reader would understand that Durbois was limiting not only what he demanded but what he would accept from the suit. Perhaps Deutsche Bank thinks Durbois “should have used CAPITAL LETTERS …. [o]r maybe … should have added: ‘And [I] really mean it!!!’” But we don’t think such measures are necessary.” (The opinion did not address the potential role of semaphore signals in providing emphasis.)

Durbois v. Deutsche Bank, No. 20-11082 (June 16, 2022) (emphasis added, citation omitted)). The opinion thoroughly reviews the case law on these basic issues, and the “CAPITAL LETTERS” point may prove meme-worthy in the months ahead.

The Fifth Circuit found that the natural-disaster exception to the WARN Act did not apply to COVID-19, reasoning:

The natural-disaster exception provides that “[n]o notice under this chapter shall be required if the plant closing or mass layoff is due to any form of natural disaster, such as a flood, earthquake, or the drought currently ravaging the farmlands of the United States.” Congress’s use of the term “such as” “indicat[es] that there are includable other matters of the same kind which are not specifically enumerated by the standard.”  By providing three examples after “such as,” Congress indicated that the phrase, “natural disaster” includes events of the same kind as floods, earthquakes, and droughts.

Easom v. U.S. Well Servcs., No. 21-20202 (June 15, 2022). The Court went on to discuss specific canons of interpretation relevant to this observation.

CitiMortgage complained that a borrower made his mortgage payments late under a Trial Period Plan, and was thus ineligible for a loan modification. The borrower countered that he satisfied the TPP’s grace period for payments and the Fifth Circuit agreed: “[T]he TPP establishes a grace period. It accepts payment so long as it is made ‘in the month in which it is due.’ Neither the TPP nor the parties use the term ‘grace period’ to describe this language. But that is plainly what the text contemplates. And no one disputes that Burbridge’s payments comply with the governing grace periods.” Burbridge v. Citi Mortgage, No. 21-40309 (June 16, 2022).

Overruling almost 30-year-old precedent from the Fifth Circuit, a 5-4 Supreme Court ruled for a Texas Indian tribe and its plans to operate bingo facilities. Ysleta del  Sur Pueblo v. Texas, No. 20-493 (U.S. June 15, 2022). The El Paso Matters website has a good summary of the case and the parties’ views of the opinion.

In his 19th round of judicial nominations, announced yesterday, President Biden has nominated U.S. Magistrate Judge Dana Douglas of New Orleans to the Fifth Circuit. The White House website provides a short biographical sketch:

From first-year Torts comes XL Insurance Am., Inc. v. Turn Servcs., LLC, with a discussion of the economic loss rule and the physical injury exception to it.

• The en banc Fifth Circuit held in Louisiana ex rel. Guste v. M/V TESTBANK, 752 F.2d 1019 (5th Cir. 1985): “Denying recovery for pure economic losses is a pragmatic limitation on the doctrine of foreseeability, a limitation we find to be both workable and useful.”
• But only a few months later, the Fifth Circuit held that “owners of cargo aboard a ship involved in a collision could recover their economic losses, despite their cargo’s being undamaged,” noting that given “a risk-shifting provision in the cargo-owners’ agreement with the ship owner, there was no risk of ‘double recovery, much less runaway recovery.'” Amoco Transp. Co. v. S/S Mason Lykes, 768 F.2d 659 (5th Cir. 1985).

XL Insurance fell on the Amoco side of the line as to $1.254 million in repair costs after an allision. No. 21-30520 (June 10, 2022).

Our firm again achieved Chambers & Partners Band One status this year for commercial litigation in the D/FW area; my partner Mike Lynn and I wrote the lead article introducing this year’s rankings and talking about our area’s strong economy and legal market.

Certain app developers had a sufficient interest to intervene in an FLSA case against Anadarko when: “The plaintiffs … represented in their contracts with the Intervenors that they were ‘independent professionals’—somewhat in tension with the plaintiffs’ current litigation position that they were really Anadarko’s employees. More importantly, the plaintiffs agreed to arbitrate ‘every claim, controversy, allegation, or dispute arising out of or relating in any way to’ not only their relationship with the Intervenors, but also their resulting work placements with Anadarko.” Field v. Anadarko Petroleum, No. 22-20054 (June 7, 2022).

“Where, as here, a rule 12(b)(1) motion is filed in conjunction with a rule 12(b)(6) motion courts must consider the jurisdictional challenge first. The district court did so here, correctly finding jurisdiction lacking. But the district court then dismissed the action with prejudice, which our caselaw prohibits.” Williams v. Am. Commercial Lines, No. 21-30609 (May 24, 2022) (unpublished).

The Fifth Circuit recently put in place some new local rules about disclosure statements and certificates of service.

While the district court and the Fifth Circuit largely saw eye-to-eye on the contract in Otteman v. Knights of Columbus (a dispute between the Catholic lay organization and an affiliated insurance salesman), they differed on one provision related to the handling of “high-value prospects”:

The parties differ in their understanding of this conduct. Ottemann’s interpretation of this provision, as alleged in his complaint, is that “[S]ection[] 4 of the [GA] Agreement … stated that Plaintiff was an independent contractor that was ‘free to exercise independent judgment as to eligible persons from who applications for insurance will be solicited’ and have ‘freedom of action.’”

The Order responds that the GA contract explicitly stated that Ottemann had no “authority to bind the Order to issue any insurance policy,” and that it was no breach to tell Ottemann not “to waste his (and the Order’s) time and resources soliciting that person.” The Order also argues there would be no damages to sustain a claim because, even if Ottemann was allowed to solicit Lombardi, the Order contractually reserved rights to refuse the issuance of policies.

We hold that Ottemann’s claim as to Section 4 is plausible at the motion to dismiss stage. Although there is nothing particularly surprising about the Order’s interest in diverting high-value prospects into a special sales program, the contract states that the rules and procedures set up by the Order “shall not be construed as interfering with the freedom of action of the General Agent.” The contract does not demarcate the boundary between Ottemann’s freedom of action as a GA and the scope of the Order’s ability to dictate “rules and procedures” that would divert otherwise available insurance prospects from his territory.

No. 21-30138 (June 2, 2022) (additional spacing added).

Perhaps you have been wondering: “Did Exxon Mobil Corp. v. Saudi Basic Indus. Corp., 544 U.S. 280 (2005), implicitly overrule Hale v. Harney, 786 F.2d 688 (5th Cir. 1986), and thereby limit the scope of the Rooker-Feldman doctrine in the Fifth Circuit?”

If so, you need fret no longer. While the Rooker-Feldman doctrine continues to “generally preclude[] lower federal courts ‘from exercising appellate jurisdiction over final state-court judgments,” we now know with certainty, from Miller v. Dunn, that “Rooker-Feldman is inapplicable where a state appeal is pending when the federal suit is filing.” No. 20-11054 (June 2, 2022).

A thicket of issues surrounding an attempted prosecution of Netflix led to an unsuccessful mandamus petition by the prosecutor; among other holdings, the Fifth Circuit said: “We have not been shown any example of an effort by this circuit to consider the approach of the three circuits identified by the district court. Such caselaw from other circuits is not dispositive on whether there is a ‘clear and indisputable’ right to a writ of mandamus. Regardless of the precise reasoning that justifies a federal court to require discovery of state grand jury proceedings, we conclude that Babin has not demonstrated entitlement to mandamus relief under this theory.” No. 22-40306 (May 25, 2022).

At issue in Stewart v. Entergy Corp. was whether BP v. Mayor of Baltimore, 141 S. Ct. 1532 (2021), allowed the review of non-CAFA grounds for removal, in the context of an appeal of a remand order taken pursuant to CAFA. The Fifth Circuit, acknowledging contrary authority from other Circuits, held that it did not, noting that unlike the statute at issue in BP, CAFA requires expedited appeals and thus establishes a unique, CAFA-specific system for review of rulings related to it. No. 22-30177 (May 27, 2022).

By a close vote, the Supreme Court vacated the Fifth Circuit’s order that stayed the trial court’s preliminary injunction in the Netchoice litigation about Texas’s social-media statute.

A contract involving the acquisition of delinquent debt was not unenforceable for lack of a specific price term in Capio Funding LLC v. Rural/Metro Operating Co., LLC, reversing a district-court ruling to the contrary:

The crucial question is whether the term “additional Accounts” rendered the Forward Flow Amendment unenforceable. AMR urges a Shakespearean take—claiming it was but an indefinite promise to the ear, broken only to Capio’s hope.  Capio counters that “additional Accounts” governed all accounts that met the agreed-upon standards. Capio carries the day for two reasons. First, read in context, the term “additional Accounts” has enforceable meaning. Taken together, the plain meaning of the word “additional,” the contract’s clear architecture, and various settled principles of interpretation reveal that “additional Accounts” refers to all qualifying accounts that accrue quarterly.

No. 20-11218 (May 18, 2022). (The Shakespearean reference is to Act V, Scene 8 of Macbeth, when Macbeth reacts in horror to MacDuff explaining that he was not “of woman born”).

You may enjoy my latest (and short!) podcast episode, Originalism and its Discontents, which compares:

•  the Fifth Circuit’s May 2022 opinion in Jarkesy v. SEC, which held that the Seventh Amendment’s right to civil jury trial extends to an SEC enforcement action (although the SEC did not exist in 1791), and
• the draft Supreme Court majority opinion in Dobbs (which held that the Fourteenth Amendment did not protect an abortion right in 1868, although the vast majority of women could neither vote nor own property at that time).

The episode concludes that historical analogies, made in the name of “originalism,” may not be a faithful application of that technique for constitutional reasoning, when the historical context differs substantially from our own.

Overstreet v. Allstate, an insurance-coverage case about hail damage, presented an unsettled issue under Texas’ “concurrent causation” doctrine. Accordingly, the Fifth Circuit hailed the Texas Supreme Court for assistance, certifying the issue to it for review (a topic where the Fifth Circuit had previously certified the same topic, only for the parties to settle). No. 21-10462 (May 19, 2022). (As is customary for such requests, the Court disclaimed any intention to hale the Texas Supreme Court toward any particular result.)

Important arbitration-waiver case today from SCOTUS:

“Most Courts of Appeals have answered that question by applying a rule of waiver specific to the arbitration context. Usually, a federal court deciding whether a litigant has waived a right does not ask if its actions caused harm. But when the right concerns arbitration, courts have held, a finding of harm is essential: A party can waive its arbitration right by litigating only when its conduct has prejudiced the other side. That special rule, the courts say, derives from the FAA’s ‘policy favoring arbitration.’  We granted certiorari to decide whether the FAA authorizes federal courts to create such an arbitration-specific procedural rule. We hold it does not.”

Morgan v. Sundance Inc., No. 21-328 (May 23, 2022).

If Woodrow Wilson and James Landis seem alarmed in the picture to the right, it may be that they had a premonition about the Fifth Circuit’s 2021-22 skepticism toward the structure of the SEC. Following a 2021 loss in Cochran v. SEC on a procedural issue about constitutional challenges to the work of the SEC’s Administrative Law Judges (featuring a blistering critique of the administrative state in a concurrence by Judge Oldham, and as to which the Supreme Court has recently granted certiorari), the Court again reached constitutional issues in Jarksey v. SEC, holding:

“(1) the SEC’s in-house adjudication of Petitioners’ case violated their Seventh Amendment right to a jury trial; (2) Congress unconstitutionally delegated legislative power to the SEC by failing to provide an intelligible principle by which the SEC would exercise the delegated power, in violation of Article I’s vesting of “all” legislative power in Congress; and (3) statutory removal restrictions on SEC ALJs violate the Take Care Clause of Article II [of the Constitution].”

Judge Elrod wrote the panel majority opinion, joined by Judge Oldham. Judge Davis dissented as to each holding. These holdings have obvious significance to other administrative agencies and could well again draw Supreme Court attention. No. 20-61007 (May 18, 2022).

The unsuccessful parties in the NetChoice v. Paxton litigation have asked the Supreme Court, through Circuit Justice Alito, for an emergency stay. A response is due May 18.

“Springboards to Education” returned to the Fifth Circuit with another unsuccessful trademark-infringement lawsuit against a school district: “One decisive fact remains all the same: sophisticated school-district customers can tell the difference between goods Springboards is selling them and goods and slogans [the [Pharr-San Juan-Alamo  is Independent School District] is not.” (footnote omitted). A 2019 case involving Springboards provides a useful explanation of the different policy interests advanced by different bodies of intellectual-property law.

Badgerow v. Walters recently returned to the Fifth Circuit after the Supreme Court’s clarification that a “‘look-through’ approach to determining federal jurisdiction does not apply to requests to confirm or vacate arbitral awards under Sections 9 and 10 of the FAA.” No. 19-30766 (May 11, 2022).

A Fifth Circuit motions panel granted Texas’ request to stay a preliminary injunction against that state’s law about content moderation by major social media platforms; commentators suggest that a rapid Supreme Court appeal will now occur. (The asterisk below indicates that the ruling was not unanimous. No opinion has issued yet; argument was just conducted on May 9th.)

Two new Federal Rules of Appellate Procedure have been finalized and transmitted to Congress, they clarify earlier rule 25 about privacy protection, and 42 about voluntary dismissal.

Here is the PowerPoint from my presentation for the Dallas Bar Association today. And if you prefer it as a .pdf, here it is in that format.

In In re A&D Interests, a FLSA “collective action” involving exotic dancers, the panel majority and a dissent differed over whether the district court’s handling of a notice issue entitled the defendant to mandamus relief. The majority (“Judge Curiam,” speaking on behalf of Judges Smith and Willett) saw “clear and indisputable” error in the district court’s application of recent Circuit precedent, while the dissent (Judge Higginson) did not, citing previous actions in the case by the Court. No. 22-40039-CV (May 3, 2022).

The civil codes of Louisiana and Ecuador share a common lineage in the Napoleonic Code, which came in handy in Guerrero v. Occidental Petroleum–a dispute over a provision in Ecuadorian law that affected how hundreds of millions of dollars would be allocated in a litigation settlement. No. 20-20633 (May 5, 2022).

Johnson v. Huffington Post held, as to a libel claim, that Fifth Circuit precedent compelled dismissal for lack of personal jurisdiction: “HuffPost is interactive, but its story about Johnson has no ties to Texas. The story does not mention Texas. It recounts a meeting that took place outside Texas, and it used no Texan sources. Accordingly, we lack jurisdiction over HuffPost with respect to Johnson’s libel claim.” The full court recently voted 10-7 to not take the matter en banc, as follows:

The third panel member, Judge King, as a senior judge was not eligible to participate in the en banc vote. The four judges whose names are underlined joined a dissent from the denial of en banc review.

The plaintiff’s pleading at the time of removal in Turner v. GoAuto Ins. Co. described a putative class made up of only “citizens of Louisiana.” The defendant argued “that the Louisiana law contravened Louisiana law in several ways by allowing [Plaintiff] to amend his complaint to redefine the class.” But that argument ran afoul of the “basic precept of our federal system … that federal courts do not exercise authority over the proceedings of a sovereign state’s judiciary as it relates to that state’s laws,” which meant that the amended pleading controlled, and that the defendant could not establish the necessary diversity of citizenship. No. 22-30103 (May 2, 2022).

I recently wrote a short piece for the UK’s Solicitor’s Journal about two recent personal-jurisdiction cases of note–one from the Fifth Circuit and one from the Dallas Court of Appeals–which it published as an “international insight” and titled “How to Deal with Texas Businesses Without getting Sued.”

The saying “that’s all she wrote” was particularly apt for the Fifth Circuit yesterday, as the hard-fought litigation brought by abortion providers to challenge Texas’s SB8 took its final turn back to the district court:

Whole Woman’s Health v. Jackson, No. 21-50792 (April 26, 2022).

Reversing the Fifth Circuit’s opinion in City of Austin v. Reagan Nat’l Advertising, 972 F.3d 696 (5th Cir. 2020), the Supreme Court held that Austin’s use of an “on-/off-premises distinction” did not create a content restriction. The majority opinion reasoned:

A sign’s substantive message itself is irrelevant to the application of the provisions; there are no content-discriminatory classifications for political messages, ideological messages, or directional messages concerning specific events, including those sponsored by religious and nonprofit organizations. Rather, the City’s provisions distinguish based on location: A given sign is treated differently based solely on whether it is located on the same premises as the thing being discussed or not. The message on the sign matters only to the extent that it informs the sign’s relative location. The on-/off-premises distinction is therefore similar to ordinary time, place, or manner restrictions.

No. 20-1029 (U.S. April 21, 2022) (applying Reed v. Gilbert, 576 U.S. 155 (2015)).

While Solis v. Serrett deftly summarizes the Baroque case law about qualified immunity and use of force, it will be remembered for its constructive use of hyperlinks — links to the relevant video footage about the incidents in question. Particularly in this area of law, where dash and body cameras often provide critical evidence, including this material in the opinion provides helpful guidance for law enforcement officers and their counsel. No. 21-20256 (April 21, 2022) (citing, inter alia, this body camera video and this dash camera video). 

Some years ago, I unsuccessfully litigated a case about a contractual waiver of the right to remove. (The unique facts of that case were that Collin County had no federal courthouse at the time, but the Eastern District’s Plano facility was under construction.) Collin County v. Siemens Business Services, 250 F. App’x 45 (5th Cir. 2007). That case prompted me and two colleagues to write a thorough survey of the law on this topic, see Coale, Visosky & Cochrane, “Contractual Waiver of the Right to Remove to Federal Court,” 29 Rev. Litig. 327 (2010), after which I thought I had “seen it all” as to contractual waivers of removal rights.

However, I was wrong, as Dynamic CRM Recruiting Solutions LLC v. UMA Education, Inc. examines yet another turn of phrase in such a clause–what it means for an action to be “brought before” a particular tribunal. The Fifth Circuit held that “by using terminology similar to that which courts have generally construed as forbidding removal, they were waiving their right to remove an action filed in Harris County district court to federal court.” No. 21-20351 (April 19, 2022). The article now needs a pocket part.

“Plaintiffs who succeed in winning a money judgment against a state governmental entity in state court in Louisiana often find themselves in a frustrating situation. Though they have obtained a favorable judgment, they lack the means to enforce it. The Louisiana Constitution bars the seizure of public funds or property to satisfy a judgment against the state or its political subdivisions. Instead, the Legislature or the political subdivision must make a specific appropriation in order to satisfy the judgment. And since Louisiana courts lack the power to force another branch of government to make an appropriation, the prevailing plaintiff has no judicial mechanism to compel the defendant to pay. …

Finding themselves in this position, the Plaintiffs in this case, like others before them, have turned to the federal courts to force payment on their state court judgment. They claim that the Defendants’ failure to timely satisfy a state court judgment violates the Takings Clause of the Fifth
Amendment. The district court granted the Defendants’ motion to dismiss, applying long-standing precedent that there is no property right to timely payment on a judgment.”

The Fifth Circuit affirmed the dismissal. Ariyan, Inc v. Sewarage & Water Board of New Orleans, No. 21-30335 (March 21, 2022) (citations omitted); cf. generally Preston Hollow Capital v. Cottonwood Devel. Corp., 23 F.4th 550 (5th Cir. 2022) (also affirming dismissal of takings claim).

The Urban Dictionary associates the phrase “been had” with the buyer of an unintendedly green ring. The Fifth Circuit associates the phrase with the “buyer” of a JAMS arbitration:

Here the parties’ arbitration agreements called for arbitration pursuant to JAMS Comprehensive Arbitration Rules and Procedures, which included the right of JAMS to terminate the arbitration proceedings for nonpayment of fees by any party. Exercising this right, JAMS terminated the arbitration proceeding following the Fund’s nonpayment. Following the lead of our sister circuits, we conclude that arbitration ‘has been had.’ Even though the arbitration did not reach the final merits and was instead terminated because of a party’s failure to pay its JAMS fees, the parties still exercised their contractual right to arbitrate prior to judicial resolution in accordance with the terms of their agreements.

Noble Capital Fund Mgmnt. LLC v. US Capital, No. 21-50609 (April 13, 2022) (footnotes omitted) (emphasis added).

A merits panel, with a notably different makeup than the motions panel, reversed a preliminary injunction about a federal-employee vaccination requirement in Feds for Medical Freedom v. Biden, No. 22-40043 (April 7, 2022).

An antitrust case about the interrelated fees charged for the use of a debit network led to a detailed analysis of antitrust injury; in particular, the Court held as to one of the plaintiff’s claims:

Under Pulse’s theory, it doesn’t lose customers to Visa in a fair fight over per transaction fees. Rather, Pulse loses customers because Visa abuses its dominance in the debit card market. Merchants have no choice but to pay Visa’s high fixed monthly fee. They recoup that expense by routing more transactions through Visa’s network, which charges lower per-transaction fees than competitors. But Visa can achieve that only by leveraging the upfront fees to artificially deflate its per-transaction fees. We must assume this pricing structure violates the antitrust laws. When we do, the link between Pulse’s injury and Visa’s alleged anticompetitive conduct becomes plain. Pulse is squeezed out of the market because Visa exploits its dominance to impose supracompetitive prices on merchants and simultaneously undercut competitors’ per-transaction fees. That is textbook antitrust injury.

Pulse Network v. Visa, No. 18-20669 (April 5, 2022) (citation omitted, emphasis added). (The case has also drawn attention for its other holding that reassigned the matter to a different district judge on remand).

Seigler v. Wal-Mart Stores LLC presented the question whether a summary-judgment affidavit in a slip-and-fall case was an impermissible “sham” that contradicted prior deposition testimony.

The district court “identified four discrepancies between Seigler’s deposition testimony and affidavit pertaining to (1) the substance’s color, (2) its temperature and consistency, (3) its size, and (4) whether she touched the substance,” and struck the affidavit.

The Fifth Circuit disagreed, reviewing each of the claimed inconsistencies. In particular, as to the issue of  “temperature and consistency,” the Court reasoned:

” Wal-Mart argues that Seigler’s affidavit testimony that the substance was ‘cold,’ ‘congealed,’ and ‘thicken[ed] up’ contradicted her deposition testimony because Seigler testified at her deposition that (1) she had no ‘personal knowledge’ or ‘evidence’ of how long the grease had been on the floor and (2) that the substance was ‘liquid.’ However, we disagree that there was a contradiction. First, we agree with Seigler that a non lawyer deponent is not expected to understand the legal significance of the terms ‘personal knowledge’ and ‘evidence.’ Second, while the discrepancies between Seigler’s deposition and affidavit may call her credibility into question, we do not think they rise to the level of a contradiction or an inherent inconsistency, because the testimony can be reconciled.

 

Seigler described the substance as ‘some sort of greasy liquid’ at her deposition, but she was not asked questions about its temperature or consistency. Later, in her affidavit, she described the grease as ‘cold,’ ‘congealed,’ and ‘thicken[ed] up.’ These descriptions are not mutually exclusive, nor are they necessarily contradictory. In other words, it is possible that ‘some sort of greasy liquid’ could also be ‘cold,’ ‘congealed’ and ‘thicken[ed] up.’ Thus, we think the proper course in this case is to allow a jury to evaluate the testimony’s credibility.”

No. 20-11080 (April 6, 2022) (citations omitted).

In one corner, Getagadget LLC, which holds a registered trademark for “BIG BITE” for its beach toy shaped like a shark’s head. In the other, Jet Creations, Inc., which makes the Big Bite Prehistoric T-Rex Pool Float. Held, Getagadget did not establish Texas jurisdiction over its trademark-infringement claim when its counsel ordered a Big Bite Prehistoric T-Rex Pool Float:

“[I]n order to demonstrate that its trademark infringement and unfair competition claims arose out of sales that Jet directed at Texas, Getagadget was required to show that those sales were to customers who could have been potentially deceived by the alleged infringement. Getagadget’s counsel’s transactions will not suffice because counsel ‘knew exactly with whom []he was dealing and knew that defendants were not associated in any way with plaintiff.’ ‘Clearly, [Getagadget and its counsel were] not confused as to the source of the products in question.'”

Getagadget LLC v. Jet Creations, Inc., No. 19-41019 (March 30, 2022) (mem. op.).

Of general interest to court-watchers, building on a recent interview that I did with the Lincoln Project, the current episode of the “Coale Mind” podcast examines why today’s Supreme Court is like a bowl of soup, heated by two separate burners.

The first is the ongoing scrutiny over Justice Thomas’s recusal decisions in matters related to his wife’s political activity. The second, cool now but with the potential to become blazing hot, is the pending Dobbs case in which the Court could significantly limit or even overrule Roe v. Wade. 

The combined heat potentially generated by these two issues–an ethical dispute about a Justice coupled with the possibility of a uniquely controversial ruling–could present a legitimacy problem for the Court of a magnitude not seen in recent memory.

The panel majority opinion in Defense Distributed v. Bruck presents a rare — indeed, near-singular — grant of mandamus relief as to a transfer of venue (combined with a ruling about severance). The business at issue involves the growing, and controversial, field of creating firearms with 3-D printers. A dissent made a number of objections, substantive and procedural. No. 21-50327 (April 1, 2022).

A sanctions award was reversed in Ozmun v. Wood when, among other matters: “‘[T]he district court denied PRA[‘s] cross motion for summary judgment on the FDCPA claim which indicates [Appellant’s] position was far from frivolous. In fact, it was so substantial that the district court thought it warranted a trial.’ Thus, Ozmun’s claims brought under the TFDCPA were not a ‘clear misuse of the TFDCPA’ as the district court stated. They simply failed on summary judgment.”  No. 19-50397 (March 24, 2022) (unpublished, citation omitted)).

An interlocutory appeal had some matters entangled with it in Jiao v. Xu (not unlike the quantum entanglement recently photographed for the first time, right):

“The preliminary injunction is an interlocutory order made appealable by 28 U.S.C. § 1292(a)(1). The declaratory relief constitutes a final order, and we have appellate jurisdiction under 28 U.S.C. § 2201. The turnover order is likewise final, and we have appellate jurisdiction to review it under 28 U.S.C. § 1291.  Typically, we would not have jurisdiction over the district court’s
denial of Xu’s motion to dismiss.  But to the extent the
underpinnings of Xu’s motion are inextricably intertwined with the district court’s subsequent rulings challenged on appeal, we determine that we have jurisdiction to address those issues. See Magnolia Marine Transp. Co. v. Laplace Towing Corp., 964 F.2d 1571, 1580 (5th Cir. 1992) (‘[O]ur jurisdiction is not limited to the specific [injunctive] order appealed from, and we may review all matters which establish the immediate basis for granting injunctive relief.’); see also In re Lease Oil Antitrust Litig. (No. II), 200 F.3d 317, 320 (5th Cir. 2000) (reaching denial of motion to dismiss as part of § 1292(a)(1) appeal where issues were ‘so entangled as to arrive here together’ and ‘[d]elaying review . . . would make no practical sense’).”

No. 20-20106 (March 11, 2022) (emphasis added, footnote and certain citations omitted).

Making an Erie guess about Louisiana insurance law, the Fifth Circuit held: “Consistent with our decision in Terry Black’s, and the decisions of the unanimous circuit courts, we conclude, pursuant to Louisiana law, that losses caused by civil authority orders closing nonessential businesses in response to the COVID-19 pandemic do not fall within the meaning of ‘direct physical loss of or damage to property.'” Q Clothier v. Twin City Fire Ins., No. 21-30278 (March 22, 2022).

Trafigura Trading v. United States featured a dispute about one of the many prohibitions in Article I Section 9 of the Constitution; specifically, clause 5, which says: “No Tax or Duty shall be laid on Articles exported from any State.” An oil company argued that a federally-imposed charge on oil exports, collected to finance the Oil Spill Liability Trust Fund, violated this provision.

The district court ruled for the oil company and a Fifth Circuit panel affirmed. One judge, drawing heavily from lyrics made famous by “Hamilton,” described the surprisingly colorful history of this provision, and voted to affirm. Another judge voted to affirm but declined to join that opinion. And the third judge dissented. As a result, the other opinion had no quorum supporting it and thus lacked precedential effect.  No. 21-20127 (March 24, 2022).

On that broader subject, cf. Sambrano v. United Airlines, No. 21-11159 (Feb. 17, 2022) (Smith, J., dissenting) (sympathizing with “the hapless trial judge or conscientious advocate” that must reason from nonprecedential rulings); see generally Alexander Hamilton, Federalist No. 78 (May 28, 1788) (“To avoid an arbitrary discretion in the courts, it is indispensable that they should be bound down by strict rules and precedents, which serve to define and point out their duty in every particular case that comes before them; and it will readily be conceived from the variety of controversies which grow out of the folly and wickedness of mankind, that the records of those precedents must unavoidably swell to a very considerable bulk, and must demand long and laborious study to acquire a competent knowledge of them.”).