No offer. And, no acceptance.

A dispute about an allegedly malfunctioning power generator led to an ingenious but flawed attempt to resolve it in Imperial Indus. Supply Co. v.. Thomas, in two steps:

1. “[Thomas] began by sending Imperial a document titled “ConditionalAcceptance for the Value/For Proof of Claim/Agreement” (“Alleged Agreement”) which purported to be a “binding self-executing irrevocable contractual agreement” evidencing Thomas’s acceptance of Imperial’s offer. , , , The Alleged Agreement further provided that Imperial would need to propound fifteen different “Proofs of Claim” to Thomas in order to avoid (1) breaching the Alleged Agreement; (2) admitting, by “tacit acquiescence,” that the generator caused the fire; and (3) participating in arbitration proceedings.”
2. “Then, Thomas sent Imperial two notices related to the Alleged Agreement. The first notice purported that Imperial breached the Alleged Agreement by failing to provide the proofs of claim. This notice allowed Imperial to cure the alleged breach by providing the proofs of claim within three days. In addition, the notice stated that Imperial’s refusal to follow the curing mechanism would result in Imperial’s admission and confessed judgment to the alleged breach. The second notice stated that Imperial owed the balance for the “entire contract value”1 because it did not cure the breach.”

Thomas than obtained a favorable arbitration award against Imperial. Unimpressed, the Fifth Circuit affirmed the district court’s order that vacated the award, noting: “If Thomas’s argument was valid, it would turn the notion of mutual assent on its head in ordinary purchase cases like this one: buy an item from a dealer or manufacturer, then mail a letter saying “you agree if you don’t object,” and you can have whatever deal you want if the dealer/manufacturer doesn’t respond. Thomas fails to cite a single case that would support such a ridiculous notion.” No. 20-60121 (Sept. 2, 2020).